Shout out to me five hours ago when I got high as fuck and almost had a panic attack while watching Slowdive play. I might be the only person I know capable of having a panic attack at a shoegaze concert because I am a cool, calculating, well put together person with a real sense of agency.
shoulda just stayed in the beer garden and talked about d&d classes with me instead
Call the average time the average person looks at a painting Φ. Call the average time the average phone takes to charge Ω. The ratio Φ/Ω is found to approach 1 as the fame of a painter increases - this is known as Samsung’s Limit.
We like lists because we don’t want to die.”
— UImberto Eco (via particleb0red)
Bud Light once had a whole ad campaign about women being attracted to a dog who wore sunglasses.
I would absolutely hang out with that dog