Call the average time the average person looks at a painting Φ. Call the average time the average phone takes to charge Ω. The ratio Φ/Ω is found to approach 1 as the fame of a painter increases - this is known as Samsung’s Limit.
We like lists because we don’t want to die.”
— UImberto Eco (via particleb0red)
Bud Light once had a whole ad campaign about women being attracted to a dog who wore sunglasses.
I would absolutely hang out with that dog
Moments later, he jumped off the chair and tried to climb up the back of the chair… causing it to fall backwards onto him, at which point I just lost it.