As though white people don’t have the biggest, palest boner for putting sriracha on everything. The 90% hispanic population of Irwindale is tired of white people getting their smells on everything. Fuck sriracha.
Do you ever encounter writer's block? If so, how do you cope with it?
In those moments I try and force myself to remember that this is my job. House painters don’t get house painter’s block. Baristas don’t get barista’s block. I think some writers fuck themselves up by thinking of their job as high-minded philosophy for which one requires perfect conditions and a perfect headspace. It’s work. Treat it as work instead of an academic exercise.
According to a new study sponsored by NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center, we only have a few decades left before everything we know and hold dear collapses.
Oh, thank goodness. *shreds bills*
Gonna start hoarding gas, Mad Max style.
Sorry about that kids, but my 1976 Dodge Coronet and those 10,000 plastic take-out forks I used were totally worth it.
Overjoyed that NASA invented Brooklyn being affordable again
But this is as good as it is inevitable for the planet, right? The “end of civilization” is just code for “Rome fell” and that was a net plus for the world after a while. Our turn at being the colonial superpower is coming to an end, lots of people will die, we’ll have another thousand years of darkness, blah blah blah. Again, like with the Big Bang thing, what the fuck did we think would happen?
Time is a flat circle, man.
Did anyone actually click through? Here is the most important phrase: “Although the study is largely theoretical,” which means this isn’t a “study” so much as a “guessing game.” It’s getting published in Ecological Economics - which is to say, this is an economist’s idea, not some kind of data analysis.
WHEN FAT, POWERFUL OWLS BECKON ME TO SLEEP WITH THEIR SIREN SONG AND LULL ME INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY ONLY TO REGURGITATE THE PARTIALLY DIGESTED REMAINS OF THEIR ENEMIES ON MY BROKEN HUSK OF A BODY