On peer pressure.
Joe: next to the luxury cookie-porium
Joe: Juicy Couture
Joe: each display window had like
Joe: two mannequins
Joe: dressed in sparse black clothes
Joe: and then one hundred "present" style boxes
Joe: in hot pink
Joe: piled up around them
Joe: inside the door, a man in a t-shirt offered flutes of champagne
Joe: and a DJ spun digital turntables
DeepOmega: I don't want juicy couture champagne
DeepOmega: that's like
DeepOmega: at the bottom of my list of champagnes
DeepOmega: it's below even the celebrity novelty champagnes
DeepOmega: like luis guzman's champagne that comes in a bottle shaped like a map of france
DeepOmega: or gary oldman's Le Stache
Joe: haha right
Joe: man my favorite liquor store here sells crystal head vodka
Joe: every time i go i hear dan aykroyd
Joe: urging me to buy it
But the alleged nut tap cemented Donahue’s image as an unofficial leader...– And that’s when I clicked barf tab.
Joe: my MO so far
Joe: is to steal the pants of everyone i kill
Joe: and then i drop all the pants in a dungeon
Joe: i leave behind me a trail of pantsless corpses
DeepOmega: how else do you know where you've been
DeepOmega: wasn't there a fable about it
DeepOmega: it was
DeepOmega: pantsel and gretel
someofmybest: i can’t believe you’d contemplate going to a midnight screening of die hard, but not go pick up your prescription Uhhhh, antibiotics can’t fight terrorists, dude.
This is a whispery post to say I wish I could eat Tully’s heart for a day and paint the ideas I have in my head - just for a day - then he could have his heart back and I’d have some really nice paintings about rabbis.
Hey everybody help me define this word/sex act:
What the fuck is with all this Donnie Darko shit...
That is a shit terrible movie for 14 year olds! Get it out of here!
On the utility of roommates
Jaya K: sigh see this is where i miss roommates
Jaya K: odds are
Jaya K: one of them would have gone to kroger in this time
Jaya K: or alternatively
Jaya K: i could ask them to watch the potatoes lest they burn the house down
Jaya K: and then i could run to kroger
DeepOmega: trouble [the cat] can't watch??
Jaya K: alas no
Jaya K: he's too short
Jaya K: also he can't turn off the stove without thumbs
DeepOmega: cutest problem in the world
DeepOmega: ...until the fire