October 2011
49 posts
Fuck. Just realized it’s almost NaNoWriMo. Is it possible to turn off twitter and facebook for a month?
September 2011
43 posts
too much beer for lunch
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On being one step closer to death
DeepOmega: what do I want for my birthday
comradehowley: hmmm
comradehowley: http://www.myroombud.com/
DeepOmega: !!
DeepOmega: god
DeepOmega: don't say "roomba" near me
DeepOmega: or I will ask for one
DeepOmega: I would LOVE a roomba
DeepOmega: with all my heart
comradehowley: no joke
DeepOmega: I've craved one for like 8 years
comradehowley: hardwood floors make me crave a roomba
DeepOmega: right??
DeepOmega: especially with cats
comradehowley: also, robot friend for the cat
DeepOmega: right!
comradehowley: like lando and lobot
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For the record? Anyone posting an “I’m the 99% post” about their fucking college debt goes right in the same pile as tea party people complaining about how white people aren’t in charge of everything any more.
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“I mean, if I were hanging around New York for the day and I had some time, I...”
– Tim Burke gets at the heart of my frustration with “protest culture” - the idea that if enough affluent white people get in one place and argue about things, they will convince other people because That’s How Politics Works.
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misterhippity:
natashavc:
My afternoon with Rebecca.
So it wasn’t exactly My Dinner With Andre, huh?
Reads more like a chapter from a Gary Shteyngart novel.
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How Dan Harmon Drives Himself Crazy Making... →
barthel:
This is just a fantastic article. There are a lot of great bits (especially about Abed, near the end) but this was my fav:
Harmon, for all the abject misery he feels when he’s making the episodes, savors the show just as much. Community is a series by, for, and about people for whom pop culture is both a near-divine presence and a lens through which to view the world. When a character...
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Who do I need to send money to
to get Neal Stephenson an editor?
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“Oh man, I have a story about a loose animal in a North Carolina grocery store...”
– I don’t know. I don’t want to know. Joe sent it to me and that is enough.
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Destroy what destroys you.
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novaya zemlya: A quick note for any California... →
crabby-cakes:
drinkthe-koolaid:
I visited my neighborhood Ralph’s today, and they had a notice on the door that they may be hiring scabs in the event of a grocery worker strike. Please try to stock up if you can, and boycott Kroger during the strike. Support our working brothers and…
Just so we’re clear, stocking up in anticipation of scabs is… useless. Just like the whole...
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In which Friday Night Lights worms its way into my...
DeepOmega: it also would explain my desire for a cowboy hat
DeepOmega: and a rodeo to attend?
someofmybest: also are you feeling a strong desire to support capital punishment?
DeepOmega: no
DeepOmega: I'm feeling a strong desire to PERFORM IT
DeepOmega: with my BARE FISTS
DeepOmega: or maybe with a very precisely, powerfully-thrown football
someofmybest: HAHAHA
DeepOmega: like, throw it right through a criminal's jugular
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wearegatsby: I have many friends who are in... →
wearegatsby:
I have many friends who are in serious debt because of their schooling and I would never intentionally insult them or say anything to belittle their predicament, because I’ve been there, and it sucks. That being said, if I see one more post about forgiving student loans to boost the economy I will…
well. Yeah.
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Internet over.
DeepOmega: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2011/09/gordon-ramsay-dwarf-porn-star-lookalike-found-dead-in-badger-den/
Tully: I don't care what anyone says, Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go is a great title.
DeepOmega: really sets the tone
Tully: What do you think the dwarf's names are?
Tully: Fister? Boffer?
DeepOmega: no no no
DeepOmega: come on
Tully: You're right.
DeepOmega: fisty, sticky, lubey
DeepOmega: hairy, obviously
Tully: can one please be called muffy?
DeepOmega: yes. yes yes yes.
DeepOmega: now you're thinking
DeepOmega: I think we keep "bashful" though.
DeepOmega: oh! humpy.
DeepOmega: or rumpy, maybe.
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“July 11, 1947, Los Angeles: The war is over—so who is trying to poison the...”
– “strange salty black soya sauce”
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I’m learning some surprising facts about Car Talk.
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"can't it just be a photo of you biting the balls...
“can’t it just be a photo of you biting the balls off a cat?”
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If one more person posts the “do we REALLY NEED jobs?!?” article I’m going to hire a team of jugglers to perform an interpretive juggle about the history of employment.
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Taco Salad.
DeepOmega: it's more like
DeepOmega: a taco was driving after a few beers
DeepOmega: and crashed its ford f-250 into a salad
Joe: then: miraculous rain of tortilla chips
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“Page 27 – The Cactus cat: A southwestern feline having a coat resembling thorns...”
– Fearsome Creatures of the Lumberwoods, With a Few Desert and Mountain Beasts
Spirit animal.
Brb
Writing a thesis about race relations in Con Air.
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Listening to Les Mis and wondering what would happen if Jean Valjean’s incredible moral purity went undiscussed, much like his feats of strength do, but every time he has to lift something heavy he does a five minute songologue about it. “This cart is SO heavy / what if I blow out a knee”
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Surprise!
someofmybest: les miz as in les miserables?
DeepOmega: yes
someofmybest: or lesbian women?
DeepOmega: that too
DeepOmega: the all-lesbian girls' choire album
DeepOmega: er *choir
DeepOmega: yeesh
someofmybest: hahaha
someofmybest: you looooove him
DeepOmega: true fact: I am actually engaged to choire!
someofmybest: surprise!
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novazembla:
gwenfrankenstien:
you know what would be nice
if all the people who are like “we must not let people forget chris brown has a domestic abuse record”
would stop lavishing attention on michael fassbender
i would really like that to be a thing that happened
Wow. I didn’t even know about this (which in itself says something).
:/
