a bottle of bourbon as big as my head
A bottle of tequila as tall as my leg
a bottle of vodka that looks like an egg
a bottle of gin as thick as my uh torso
Join me today, on this journey of Correcting Tumblr.
So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?
ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading
Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.
for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:
this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit
It’s not from the Florida Department of Justice. It’s from Reuters. The original piece which ran this graph had a headline stating that gun deaths had increased. Artist said she chose this layout “to show deaths in negative terms” https://twitter.com/ChristineHHChan/status/455971447169511424
White people: this air is too spicy
As though white people don’t have the biggest, palest boner for putting sriracha on everything. The 90% hispanic population of Irwindale is tired of white people getting their smells on everything. Fuck sriracha.
You nerds know that Star Wars sucks, right?
MAN: hmm? whatsa matter, boy? WHINING DOG (translated): i am demeaned by my very existence. i awake each day chagrined anew at being a dog. my essence has been diluted in service of an idiot. alas
deepomega was fantastic at Public School last night!
This was fun as shit.
Your Public School theme: THE FIRST, LAST OR ONLY TIME!
This Tuesday, April 8th, these lumps of talent will GET REAL WITH YOU (ABOUT SHIT THEY DID AND PROBABLY DON’T WANT TO DO AGAIN OR DID IT ONCE AND ARE STILL CHASING THAT CRAZY DRAGON HIGH ORMAYBE A VIRGINITY STORY WHO KNOWS IT’S PUBLIC SCHOOL!):
Colton Dunn * Michelle Collins *Adam Spiegleman * Laura Krafft * Josh Flaum *Ryan Raddatz * Leilani Zee * Christian Brown * Hosted by Joey “The Gatekeeper” Slamon
RSVP now in the name of good taste.
Emotionally rendered art by the astronomical Tully Mills.
I’ve been getting high and staring at a lot of sci-fi book covers lately.
I will be telling a story! It will include DRINK RECIPES, because apparently I am incapable of not having themed drinks for things I do.
well that was a thing
This only conforms that Giannis should do a Snake Pliskin comic.