NASA Study Concludes That Civilization Will Come to an End in Only a Few Decades
beerburritowhiskey:According to a new study sponsored by NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center, we only have a few decades left before everything we know and hold dear collapses.
Oh, thank goodness. *shreds bills*
Gonna start hoarding gas, Mad Max style.
Sorry about that kids, but my 1976 Dodge Coronet and those 10,000 plastic take-out forks I used were totally worth it.
Overjoyed that NASA invented Brooklyn being affordable again
But this is as good as it is inevitable for the planet, right? The “end of civilization” is just code for “Rome fell” and that was a net plus for the world after a while. Our turn at being the colonial superpower is coming to an end, lots of people will die, we’ll have another thousand years of darkness, blah blah blah. Again, like with the Big Bang thing, what the fuck did we think would happen?
Time is a flat circle, man.
Did anyone actually click through? Here is the most important phrase: “Although the study is largely theoretical,” which means this isn’t a “study” so much as a “guessing game.” It’s getting published in Ecological Economics - which is to say, this is an economist’s idea, not some kind of data analysis.
Stop getting excited about mass extinction.
Alex Colville’s “Pacific,” the painting that inspired the shots of De Niro’s empty-ass apartment right on the water in Heat.
This made me go rent and watch Heat.
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TSR: 1981 ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK The Game
I saw this post and let out a noise that sort of sounded like “auuhhhhh”
Duh duh DUN DUN… dun… dun…. DUN DUN… dun.. dun… dah dahhhh
312 - Butt Stuff
How I look:
How I feel:
"I am Bruce Wayne".
"Please touch my butt."
"I’m really into anime."
"Time’s A Flat Circle"
Dick, it’s hard for me to access you tonight. All your cowboy/loner stuff seems silly. —
"I Love Dick" by Chris Kraus (via riristylinson)
me watching the last 2 eps of True Detective
(Source: riri-stylinson, via emilygould)
If you had told me six months ago (or any time, really) that, by the time I was 32, I was going to move to Los Angeles and meet a person who makes me want to have babies with them, I would have told you to shut the fuck up.
Tully, you can’t have babies with Charlie the cat