I don’t think the Pflugerville Police Department really has a handle on what “cool” means
doesn’t even mention kickflips smdh
Christian tweeted this and then texted me “made a tweet 4 u.” It should go without saying: even though I’m not on twitter anymore, feel free to text me if you make a tweet you want me to see.
just working on my brand
I was about to write something about art or some shit about love but the 20 year-old’s DJ boyfriend’s friend just spent the past 10 minutes laughing so hard I lost my train of thought. It was one of those forced kind of laughs that you only suffer from when you’re young and not fully aware of how shitty the world is but kind of just aware of it enough that you still have to force a good tear-jerking laughter every now and then? It was loud. It made me angry. Or not even angry, just irritable enough to make me want to process why I found it irritating. I found nothing in the processing except more irritability because I am a terrible person.
A few months ago I wrote something on here about my first impressions of Los Angeles. I think I wrote something to the tune of “ask me again in a few months and I’ll tell you how I really feel.” How I feel now is thus:
I love Los Angeles and I never want to leave. I love it’s fucked up sidewalks. I love the distance between neighborhoods that would feel like an eternity in any other city. I love how much this city doesn’t give a fuck about anyone without having to go through a deep cold winter, fireside introspective soul-searching bullshit.
This is the correct way to feel about LA.
Regarding her views on gender equality, [Lana Del Rey] told Fader, “For me, the issue of feminism is just not an interesting concept… Whenever people bring up feminism, I’m like, god. I’m just not really that interested.” She went on to say, “I’m more interested in, you know, SpaceX and Tesla, what’s going to happen with our intergalactic possibilities.” Lana Del Rey Prefers SpaceX To Feminism
me: "to write there and never receive even an offer is to know, with certainty, that the right people are seeing your work and simply don’t find it very interesting"
guess you aren't interesting
this is why I only contribute drawings
nice to have it finally settled
a weight is off my shoulders!
the best part of this is how "interesting" is conflated with "getting a book deal"
is there anything less interesting than a book deal?
me: plain white rice?
you can LIVE on plain white rice, which is more than you can say for a book deal
bow tie spins
flower in lapel squirts water
i never met an idiom i couldnt funnel a self-referential and barely funny joke into
Henry Cyril Paget, the 5th Marquess of Anglesey, circa 1900
Regarded as the “black sheep” of the family, he was dubbed “the dancing marquess” for his habit of performing “sinuous, sexy, snake-like dances”.
The Complete Peerage says that he “seems only to have existed for the purpose of giving a melancholy and unneeded illustration of the truth that a man with the finest prospects, may, by the wildest folly and extravagance, as Sir Thomas Browne says, ‘foully miscarry in the advantage of humanity, play away an uniterable life, and have lived in vain.’”
me: an asexual on tumblr just called me an ableist for my post about mras
the perfect sentence about tumblr