someofmybest: oh my god
DeepOmega: “puffin on your puffin”
someofmybest: maybe she means like someone is using a puffin to smoke pot
someofmybest: like a bird bong of some kind
DeepOmega: pretty sure that violates a few endangered species acts?
DeepOmega: but I’m not an expert on bird law
someofmybest: i don’t even nkow how it would work unless you maybe blocked one of its nostrils and inhaled through the other?
DeepOmega: it sounds like you DO know how it would work
this was good
The funniest thing to me on tumblr is when I see a sponsored post from tumblr advertising tumblr on my tumblr dash.
Shout out to me five hours ago when I got high as fuck and almost had a panic attack while watching Slowdive play. I might be the only person I know capable of having a panic attack at a shoegaze concert because I am a cool, calculating, well put together person with a real sense of agency.
shoulda just stayed in the beer garden and talked about d&d classes with me instead
Call the average time the average person looks at a painting Φ. Call the average time the average phone takes to charge Ω. The ratio Φ/Ω is found to approach 1 as the fame of a painter increases - this is known as Samsung’s Limit.
We like lists because we don’t want to die.”
— UImberto Eco (via particleb0red)