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Apr 23, 2013
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Christian (DeepOmega) always bears the brunt of my “ape sign language” excitement. Him and Emily. I’m not very vocal about it on here or anywhere else. Communicating with animals is, and has always been, an interest of mine. Did you know that some bonobos can talk to you? Did you know that some gorillas can talk about their feelings? There’s always a danger in anthropomorphizing. But listen, we are also animals. For too long has the godly line in the sand of communication been drawn.

It’s true, and I’m fine with it. Tell me more, Tully.


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Apr 19, 2013
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rickish:

Maybe the best movie I saw this year. Once I make sense of it!

Yes true

rickish:

Maybe the best movie I saw this year. Once I make sense of it!

Yes true


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Apr 16, 2013
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Papers, Please is a compelling, edge-of-your-seat game about carefully scrutinizing forms. And it’s so clever that I don’t even know where to begin. But I suppose you’ll need to know what it is first, won’t you? Papers heralds from Lucas Pope, creator of the similarly socially conscious Republica Times, but this time you’re in charge of your maybe kinda probably definitely fictionalized Soviet homeland’s border. Or rather, you’re the person who makes sure everyone else has their paperwork in order. If you mess up, you get fined, and that means your family withers to chalky bone under the weight of starvation and sickness. Also, there are some very sinister sorts looking to slip past your iron stamping hand of ultimate justice, so perhaps more hangs in the balance than your benefactors are letting on. (via Impressions: Communist Document Thriller Papers, Please | Rock, Paper, Shotgun)

Papers, Please is a compelling, edge-of-your-seat game about carefully scrutinizing forms. And it’s so clever that I don’t even know where to begin. But I suppose you’ll need to know what it is first, won’t you? Papers heralds from Lucas Pope, creator of the similarly socially conscious Republica Times, but this time you’re in charge of your maybe kinda probably definitely fictionalized Soviet homeland’s border. Or rather, you’re the person who makes sure everyone else has their paperwork in order. If you mess up, you get fined, and that means your family withers to chalky bone under the weight of starvation and sickness. Also, there are some very sinister sorts looking to slip past your iron stamping hand of ultimate justice, so perhaps more hangs in the balance than your benefactors are letting on. (via Impressions: Communist Document Thriller Papers, Please | Rock, Paper, Shotgun)


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Apr 11, 2013
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I wrote a villanelle about why I don’t respect poetry

fuck you poetry

We Scorn The Things We Think Most Effortless

We scorn the things we think most effortless
Tho knowing they’re much harder than they feel
The heart to striving does not acquiesce

For even when we know we would do less
And all our work lacks artists’ true appeal
We scorn the things we think most effortless

Hard work will never manage to impress
When surely our own skill seems far more real
The heart to striving does not acquiesce

And so it is that poet’s tenderness
Transforms to words which on the page congeal
We scorn the things we think most effortless

For savage words by writer’s deft caresse
Seem like a well-trained dog that’s brought to heel
The heart to striving does not acquiesce

No matter how the writer does profess
That they alone could poetry reveal
We scorn the things we think most effortless
The heart to striving does not acquiesce


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Apr 9, 2013
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Maybe not the safest place for Foxy the corgi, but a certain reckless dignity to it.

Maybe not the safest place for Foxy the corgi, but a certain reckless dignity to it.


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from Brian K Vaughan, re SAGA 12 and Apple:

mattfractionblog:

As has hopefully been clear from the first page of our first issue, SAGA is a series for the proverbial “mature reader.” Unfortunately, because of two postage stamp-sized images of gay sex, Apple is banning tomorrow’s SAGA #12 from being sold through any iOS apps. This is a drag, especially because our book has featured what I would consider much more graphic imagery in the past, but there you go. Fiona and I could always edit the images in question, but everything we put into the book is there to advance our story, not (just) to shock or titillate, so we’re not changing shit.

Apologies to everyone who reads our series on iPads or iPhones, but here are your alternatives for Wednesday:

1) Head over to you friendly neighborhood comics shop and pick up a physical copy of our issue that you can have and hold forever.

2) While you’re at it, don’t forget to support the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund, which helps protect retailers who are brave enough to carry work that some in their communities might consider offensive. You can find signed copies of Saga at the CBLDF site right now.

3) Download the issue directly through sites like https://comics.imagecomics.com or on your non-Apple smartphone or tablet.

4) If all else fails, you might be able to find SAGA #12 in Apple’s iBookstore, which apparently sometimes allows more adult material to be sold than through its apps. Crazy, right?

Anyway, special thanks to Eric Stephenson and everyone at Image for supporting our decision, and for always being so supportive of creators. Sorry again to readers for the inconvenience, but I hope everyone will be able to find an issue that Fiona and I are particularly proud of. And after you do, please check out PanelSyndicate.com , the new digital comics site I own with artist Marcos Martin, which remains 100% uncensored by corporate overlords.

Your pal,

Brian

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Apr 9, 2013
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The Beaver Baby will arrive to your house as a dilated vagina, simply turn it inside-out and give birth to your precious little baby! Just like Mother Nature intended. Beaver Babies also make a great baby shower gift, a special memento for the new mom, a gender reveal surprise for the lucky grandparents, or a birthday present for that eccentric friend of yours that likes to gross people out at parties! (via Order Your Beaver Baby Today!)

The Beaver Baby will arrive to your house as a dilated vagina, simply turn it inside-out and give birth to your precious little baby! Just like Mother Nature intended. Beaver Babies also make a great baby shower gift, a special memento for the new mom, a gender reveal surprise for the lucky grandparents, or a birthday present for that eccentric friend of yours that likes to gross people out at parties! (via Order Your Beaver Baby Today!)


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webdabrat:

I’m writing a paper on skepticism/celebrity/bodies (so yeah I’m writing a paper about Courtney Stodden) and I’m down a rabbit hole on these plastic surgery forums: “Pre-op size, deflated 34B” - “10 months 1 day since Dream SexXxAy BiG 00bies” - and writing about Courtney Stodden like “it’s just sad that again our society perpetuates this kind of behavior” 

*brain is squeezed to death by an ouroboros of G-strings I shoplifted from Wet Seal in 1999* 

00bies


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Apr 7, 2013
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