Craigslist ad: Oedipus seeks Jocasta

mangoplicatus:

“I was walking out of Spencers about a weekago and I seen you working at the Kiosk. You took my breath away, It put me into a natural high! You had pretty long black hair it had a natual wave to it. your skin was tan and your eye’s were golden brown, your body was to die for and i loved how short you are; it reminds me of my mother=)”

-From the New River Valley Craigslist Missed Connections

So, uh, I guess someone didn’t actually finish reading the play?