Most Depressing Act of the Day
As a favor for my mom, designing a funeral program for a still-living human being with very very advanced Parkinsons who, several days ago, pulled out his feeding tube and has made it pretty clear that he won’t stand for it being re-inserted.
me: I bought you vitamins.
deepomega: What? Why? But I'm so manly!
me: That's why I bought you ones that are For Men.