It is the last night we spend in Australia on our honeymoon (“honeymoon” is a stupid word, but it buys you a lot of social capital on trips) and I am devoting all my energy to convincing synchronia that because in California you can create family names by using all the letters of your two last names, in order, leaving out as many as you want (e.g. Mayor Villaraigosa was pre-marriage named Villar, and his wife Raigosa, so they stacked it up) and because we are Brown and Benson that means any kids (eventual kids!) really REALLY deserve the last name Bronson.
That is how you finish a honeymoon, I guess. See you in like 24 hours, America.
