“Il Pirata. You want a message in a bottle? Come on down for Message In a Bottle Sundays. We got 2 55 inch, flat panel HD TVs playing the hit Kevin Costner movie Message In a Bottle every Sunday and you can get a pizza in a bottle all for the low price of $9.99. You wanna send someone a message in mozzarella? Not a problem at Il Pirata.”
At Il Pirata we’ll do whatever you want to your pizza. You want an egg on it? That’s crazy, but we’ll do it. I’ve never seen that before but ok! You want your pizza to have pepperoni on it spelling out a message asking your girlfriend to marry you? At Il Pirata we’re just a bunch of romantics… for pizza. You want to dip your crust in your beer? We can’t stop you. Your pizza is your business at Il Pirata.